I used to be all about Britney. Homegirl could do no wrong. Homegirl was real. Homegirl can dance. In high school, we always used to say that Britney would be so much fun to party with.
Now, I'm not about to rail against Britney, dwell on her bad decisions or expose her moral flaws. All I care to say is that Paris is better than Britney. Why does everything have to be a competition? Because I said so.
It's very simple: Britney is a dumb blonde, and Paris plays a dumb blonde. Paris is the puppet-master of her own parody, while Britney is just a dumb-ass. And I'm not ashamed to say that you just witnessed another exception to New Orleans's local=good mantra. It's okay, we need it.
I endorse Paris for president. Check out her ad-campaign below:
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I endorse Britney for President. It's time we stopped making such a fuss over candidate's personal lives and let them do what they do best... lip-synch and stumble drunkenly around.
And oh yeah: Evolution is the Devil! And Chris Mooney's gawna burn fer spewin this un-Christlike nawnsense (I think three days in Tennessee is too much for me--5 churches in two square blocks, I kid you not. They don't even have two chain restaurants here!):
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/13/opinion/13judson.html?em
okay okay okay.... i am going to go ahead and be the bumb one to ask.... is that photo of preger britney real??? is it recent? is she having another kid??? in the words on C.Ray, Ya gata be kiddin me! i cant take it... a fellow friend of mine and i were discussing britney yesterday, and still believe that if we could just call her up and say "hey, seriously, cut the crao and come have a beer with us at the balcony, maybe hang by the pool - do some normal everyday louisiana lady stuff, she'd be all better in no time. so i say - we call her up, let her know she's more than welcome to join us, and then we'll take it from there.... epic i say. the plan is a good one.
how shall we entice brintey to read kate mooney's blog????
okay okay okay.... i am going to go ahead and be the bumb one to ask.... is that photo of preger britney real??? is it recent? is she having another kid??? in the words on C.Ray, Ya gata be kiddin me! i cant take it... a fellow friend of mine and i were discussing britney yesterday, and still believe that if we could just call her up and say "hey, seriously, cut the crao and come have a beer with us at the balcony, maybe hang by the pool - do some normal everyday louisiana lady stuff, she'd be all better in no time. so i say - we call her up, let her know she's more than welcome to join us, and then we'll take it from there.... epic i say. the plan is a good one.
how shall we entice brintey to read kate mooney's blog????
Vice president britney spears????
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