Magic Molly

This girl is good. I'm jealous, but I also want to be friends. Mostly, I want her to let me in on her secret. Is it those pictures she always posts of herself? Was it that ivy league education? Is it some New York shit? What will it take for me to get to where she is??? Oh Magic Molly, if only I could shake you like the 8-ball on my bedside table and know the answer!